Yes, I have officially "watched" the movie, "The Godfather" although, in my entire years on this Earth, I have never watched it linearly, or in full, in a single sitting.

I was officially integrated into the mafia today.

They want me to be their CEO.

The mafia is all one big family.

We're the underground cops.

And I am the godfather now.

I also took you all down in the same day I was baptized to this judicial freedom.

I am given money, given drugs, given sex, given anything I want, at the snap of my fingers.

The reference to the "Montreal Mafia" is just a front -- a proxy-joke, because they are popular right now, and I can tell a lot of people don't really believe in things like "hitmen" or "The Mafia" -- but trust me, these underground cops are entirely real.

We are not killers.

We are a family.


- Brendan S / The Godfather