FAKE PATIENTS

by Anonymous


I'm not really as crazy as people think..

I may in factuality live in a "group home" but that doesn't mean I belong here.

My diagnosis doesn't even really prove I have a reason to live here, and I'll explain why.

I am what is referred to as a "Fake Patient."

When I had my "incident" or "accident" it was not involving me.

A third party tried to run me over with their car, I called 911, and the first thing I told the officer was "Yes." When he asked if I am schizophrenic, because I knew I would have a safe place to stay -- away from killers -- or mean people -- if I lied and said I was schizophrenic.

First I called both of my parents, who I thought cared about me, and as many rings as it took, they just wouldn't pick up their cell-phones ..

So I quit trying, called 911, and said to the operator I'm schizophrenic and in crisis.


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I hate the group home I live in.

"Not" being crazy -- but being forced to live with crazy people is, in a word, annoying, as, fuck.

They walk up on you.

They all have the stockholm syndrome.

They all have creepy quirks.

They always repeat the same mistakes.

And they're ALL dumb as fuck.

This one lady who has asthma "somehow" is "able" to smoke two packs a day. And she never has money.

It's disgusting.

I hate the way crazy people treat themselves, and I hate the system for using files, burueacracy, and lies, to control the innocent.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't mind getting high off klonopin, valium, or things like "Roxycodone" but this is all starting to become a serious joke to me.

I've been misdiagnosed for over 10 years.

And I wasn't even hospitalized in ten years.

The whole reason why I was brought to the hospital, and this group home, is because the police assaulted me, and dragged me here..

The tired joke is over, and I think it's time for you stupid faggots to admit you're the crazy ones. You're the killers. You're the psychopaths. And it aint me.

I'm fucking tired, and I want to go home.


- From the words of an actual fake patient / Fake Patients / Date: 7.6.2022

(P.S. And no, I have never in my entire life, for as long as I've been on this Earth "Hallucinated" or had "Daylight Hallucinations." I've got no idea what it's like to hear voices or see things, because I'm actually not schizophrenic.)


Depressed, maybe, but I am nothing close to the vulgar diagnosis I have been given.

A little OCD, sure.

But I'm not "cRaZy!" like you stupid faggots in America all seem to be.