Partying With Brendan S

"Pull up a chair."

Caine nervously sat down.

"I, uh. Brought some weed."

"Yeah, I already got weed." - Brendan S

"How you doin..?"

"Good man."

"Look, I rolled two joints for you, but I don't have your money anymore, I just bought a gram."

"It's a lot to me."

BooGoo drives down through the roads of the dorm-area very slowly, and securely. He plants the car right in front of my dorm-room door, even though he has no license, and was just borrowing someones car. "I'm a damned good driver. You know I've been driving for years, and I've always been a good driver."

I guess he was high, and needed an excuse.

I found out, I have a powerful effect on "rednecks" at parties, from neo-nazi's, to the general redneck..

They sometimes get real high, and then seem to just think, "Shit. That's Brendan S."

And then freeze up, with their hands on their knees, hands sweating, and don't speak for at least an hour.

I've befriended men who keep shotguns on the wall.

I've held their pistols personally, just for kicks, that they keep in their holster, gun license & all. (I have no gun license).

I actually hate guns, but I do use psychotronic devices.

I hate knives, too, but I know the Yakuza.

They're scared of me, too.

The MEXICANS all fear me.

So the Italians.

And most cops.

A lot of cops who abuse drugs, who know I am "down with the DEA" are very scared of me..

It's hilarious how hospital workers treat me when I'm high.

Klonnies, or tea, I just fuck with them.

One time, while I was stoned on some opium tea in the hospital, I said, very fragrantly (is that a word, really..?) -- "I remember how the singer of Assemblage 23 kept nuking and disconnecting my computer non-stop when I had this girl I wanted to talk to .. and I paid Suge Knight through respect alone, to shoot him twice in the head, and once in the chest, while he was sitting at his computer."

He said, "Are you still nuking Brendan..?"

"No. I didn't hack him." Assemblage said. *BANG*

Feel a lie, much..?

Suge's felt a lot of lies, in his time.

AND he's just one of my hitmen.


You won't hear any new CD's from Assemblage 23 anymore.