The SUPER PSYCHIC! ------------------- A super-psychic can time travel through books, photographs, films, and music. A super-psychic can "know" someones last name, without any reference whatsoever. A super-psychic can stop the buzzing in powerlines with his left hand tilted against his hip. A super-psychic can mesmerize people into believing anything .... (uh oh) A super-psychic can read minds, especially when he "really wants to." A super-psychic can telekinetically move matter with his mind in a split second, based on will alone. A super-psychic can accept things like poltergeists, demons, ghosts, and angels, because they are real to him. A super-psychic has oftentimes accepted death, and sacrifices daily. A super-psychic does not practice Pagan magic. He practices his own. A super-psychic is religious only if he chooses to be -- but when he does (in this case) he is the anointed one. A super-psychic can electrocute people with the rings on his hands, by the virtue of a directed hand motion, or by simply putting both hands together. A super-psychic (like me) is protected by the NSA, FBI, DEA, and .... honestly, the cops too. A super-psychic like me gets high off "myself" -- his own self. His own power gets him high. A super-psychic can time travel, by the way, at least 2,000 years. A super-psychic is wise, and is careful not to review things too much. A good super-psychic doesn't drink too much. Sometimes, when electrified, buzzing sounds can be heard from screens and metal objects he touches through his headphones because of a tripped out RCA set-up, because the super-psychic is also an audio engineer. Aerokinetically moving trees with one's mind alone, without hand motions, but merely an eyes gaze, can go for about 5,000 miles into the forest, to the tallest tree. A super-psychic can move the entire Earth's magnetic field. A super-psychic can alter, and manipulate chemicals in his own body. A super-psychic can remotely communicate with anyone. A super-psychic can remote view, spy on, and observe omnisciently: anything. Astral projection is not amusing to the super-psychic. I do not communicate with demons....... except for Haim. A good super-psychic doesn't take notes. Whoops. -b