Things About The Internet I Hate:

1. Autoplay

No one wants unwanted media shoved down their throat, and the feature known as "Autoplay" not only has caused me paranoia several times, but is to me a totally unneeded and silly feature that can inadvertently turn a visitor off of a website if mis-used. Netflix does this shit, and I used to like Netflix.

2. Trolls / Hackers

You scum should just leave people alone, and turn the knife on yourselves.

3. Bad Administrators

Case in point: Daniel Ek who runs Spotify.

He's a total piece of shit.

The administrators of Instagram are real pieces of shit, too.

How no site on Google is safe to visit anymore:

Refer to $2.

How disgusting all of the porn is:

I used to contribute to, and enjoy the porn on the internet.

It's all disgusting to me now, and I no longer bother with any of it.


I have sex with "real life girls"

You internet creeps, bad programmers, and bad administrators are all just as susceptible to getting your teeth kicked in as anyone, if someone like me ever finds you on the street.



- Brendan Lee Sprague