"But Only THROUGH Minute Portions."

Assemblage 23 showed up to the interview late.

He was being interviewed by a strange dutch man.

(The entire interview exposed his sociopathy).

Eventually, the interviewer, amazed at how pale and ugly he is, just said it.

"So, why do I see this buff, Bile-like, good-looking muscular singer .. as the singer of Assemblage 23. When, it's actually you...?"

"I pay him to pose as me." He essentially just admitted.

I was in a astral projection, so to speak, and quickly dug out the bag of bacon jerky.

"Okay."

"So you're a sociopath." I said.

And put some in my mouth.

"I am going to eat your energy now."

He looked paler, and paler, with each bite of my bacon jerky, I even choked on, on purpose. Michalengelistically.

I've choked before.

When I strangled myself when I was Michelangelo, around the age of 60.

It's not that fun to die of the throat, but my grandmother also died of throat cancer, and I euthanized her with my right hand when I was 17.

She was not the first person I killed.

I slowly ate his energy up, until the entire bag was gone, with a disgusting, glaring look on my face, grinning the whole time.

He could hardly speak.

I sucked the energy -- the soul out of him --

I ate his soul, before he died.

He has no soul left now.

because I have consumed it.


- BLS / Dracula


(I only commit the act of vampirism once every 100 years). It is my greatest sacrifice. Instead, I usually just drink, or do lots of drugs.